I think a number of visitors to this site are going to read about one sentence of your incredibly long post and then move on. Is there an abbreviated version you can post in a new thread? Something more discussion friendly? Doing so will do much more for you in way of promotion than cutting and pasting your press release.

Please take what I say as constructive criticism... I do not intend what I say to sound harsh or to detract from what you offer in any way. You probably have a fairly nice product and I would hate to see it fall into the abyss of threads because it was too bombastic.